Life has no end of ways to kick poor Wesley Warren J – who has testicles that weigh 10 stone – where it hurts.

I hereby declare the Bodyshock/ Extraordinary People competition over. We’ve found a winner with Wesley Warren Jr so don’t bother making any more freak show films because the lines are now closed and you may still be charged.

Meet Wesley, from Las Vegas, a real-life Buster Gonad, whose unfeasibly large testicles weigh more than I do.

But unlike the Viz character, Wesley doesn’t wheel his appendages around in a barrow. When Wesley does venture outside he carries them in a hoodie worn upside down around his waist.

Most days though he gets no further than the toilet.

“Too disturbing?” Wesley jokes as he describes the contortions required to perform this basic function.

Wesley is on benefits, meaning he’s only entitled to medical care in Nevada. Alas, there are no doctors there who know how to treat him.

And when Wesley appeals for ­donations for surgery, he’s accused of being addicted to celebrity.

Life, it seems, has no end of ways to kick this poor man where it hurts.

* The Man with the 10-Stone Testicles: A Bodyshock Special – C4, 9pm

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